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Chance Demotivational Poster


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8amdriveby - April 10, 2015, 12:23 am
Obviously were doing ok since,reportedly, your violent crime rates were 8 times higher than ours in 2011 https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/09/11/uk-violent-crime-rate-eight-times-higher-than-the-us/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2014, 11:02 pm
Everyone invaded the U.S and went to Woodstock. They took a cocktail of STDs home with them and infected the earth. :)
Greeny - January 22, 2014, 10:17 pm
What about the 60's?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2014, 9:30 pm
The British invaded Washington and burned the White house in 1814. They retreated after a storm.
observingthisplanet - January 22, 2014, 8:11 pm
Be nice. Remember that America had to make and ship rifles over to England during world war 2 because of your "gun free policy". You should also remember That the USA has never been invaded and has only been occupied once. And we kicked their a$$...
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 8:12 pm
Heh, compost……nowwwww yer gettin’ somewhere. No argument....wait, Greeny? Shyt, thought you were Lister.
Greeny - October 25, 2013, 7:48 pm
Don't you mean compost?
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 6:40 pm
Lister, work with me here. If yer gonna banter, please make it at lease semi-interesting….and do yer best to generate a pertinent point. You’ve either lost me or I took a nap at ‘fries’. (I’m less than 500 days from retirement).
Lister - October 25, 2013, 5:20 pm
Lol, dude, the only thing you need to remember to ask is 'do you want fries with that'
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 8:30 am
Dang. Nitwits are inbreeding again. Now where’s my fly swatter. Smat smat smat. Heh heh.
Lister - October 25, 2013, 4:44 am
See, the only problem with arming bears or whatever the hell the 1st, 2nd or 3rd amendment says is; you let psycho's have them, clever move guys lol. Hows the kids?, safe enough in school?, better phone and check eh?
GaryO - September 28, 2013, 6:30 pm
Good thinkin’, Al. Butcha gotta admit, still a bit of a sport. It’s like puttin’ out a salt lick for a deer and gettin’ a wart hog. Not whatcha want, but yet purdy good eatin’ if ya field dress it right.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:59 pm
Dude, don't feed the trolls.
GaryO - July 12, 2013, 10:11 am
Wouldn’t trade it fer yer tea sippin’ scone munchin’ lifestyle for the world. Glad we ran yer sissy ‘military’ off a couple hundred years ago. In other words, it’s worked out just fine.
jdmofo - July 12, 2013, 9:20 am
Here in Britain we have virtually no guns and coincidentally there are virtually no shootings. In the US you have the right to bear arms, how's that working out for ya?
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:39 am
If you don't know how to maintain, load, shoot, and aim a pistol you're lacking an important parenting skill.
Bolverk3778 - March 20, 2013, 5:57 pm
The most lethal weapon on the planet, A mother defending her children!


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Preacher Man - September 15, 2011, 1:05 am
(looks at Powerball ticket by the keyboard) You're a lot of fun to have around, Charlie Brown.
mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:48 am
I guess it'5 true


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kidonthetoilet - December 30, 2011, 11:09 pm
so true! :D


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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:35 pm
I love this one. It's like funny has come to Motifake ... to not die this time.
spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:53 pm
Sadly, there are no scholarships for viscom, carpal tunnel kids. 5L


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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 7:22 am
Oh...HA! Wasn't even aware of that one...but thanks! :)
ICEMAN - January 24, 2012, 11:47 pm
This one is much more gooder... 137459


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forseti - April 25, 2012, 2:05 am


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Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


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LAST CHANCE LARDASS - Did You Eat The Baby ?


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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:49 pm
I believe its a crosscut of a wooden post. Maybe a brownie.. LoL
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:57 pm
What Is That A Block Of Hash ?


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Houseplant - January 29, 2012, 6:13 pm
Jack and Meg White of the "White Stripes". Great caption 5L
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:34 pm
never trust a knife thrower -_-
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
with that kind of wind I wouldn't bet my life on the thr5wer :)


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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:53 pm
I think Scott Peterson would disagree with you.


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JOHN LEMON - All we are saying is give lemonade a chance ...

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Imagine all the fruit living life in peace. You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.



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Ed-Hyde - July 26, 2010, 7:09 am
Since we keep forgetting that violence does in fact begat violence. Peace through superior firepower has a limited half-life.

Destiny -

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Cloudy 2 -

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falloutghoul - August 15, 2013, 8:27 am
The food has EVOLVED! What has science DOOOOOONE?!?!


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TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 3:26 pm
Somehow I knew you were gonna say that Admiral! (Maybe cause someone else already did)
AdmiralAckbar - June 25, 2010, 3:17 pm
It's a trap!
motifake - June 25, 2010, 6:50 am

Its a TRAP! Perfect sniper target

PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them

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WAIT WHAT?! - I am 20 times more likely to be executed than win the lottery? I like those odds

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Ag218 - March 13, 2009, 5:03 pm
That's why we have Jim Beam to even the odds a little...

JOHN MCCAIN - Looks better then his chances next month

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bdi - October 30, 2009, 9:05 pm
omg rip my eyes out now....
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 12:30 am

DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
As if it matters.
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 12:53 am
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 4:48 pm
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 9:55 am
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:49 am
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved


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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:18 pm
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:59 pm
this is beautiful, another dumpling, sonny? 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:51 pm
LMAO! aaaaaaaaaargh!
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 9:49 pm
Lets not forget the the famous, " You eat yet? You need eat, hold on I will get you something"


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I'M CULOS - But don't worry, you'll be too out of breath to scream it in a way I'd recognize anyway

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David A - January 29, 2010, 7:43 am
I HAVE!!! Give me seconds!
zammuelist - January 28, 2010, 6:00 pm
i haven't been around long enough to get these

MY MOM - She never misses a chance to advertise


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BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:16 pm
They call him "The Streak"...I use to love that song...
CANADA - September 5, 2009, 11:39 am
just give him back his pic-a-nik basket!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 2:23 am
Perfect. 5.


THE DESIRE - to return home is strong indeed. Or maybe it's just the chance to get some tail.


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Greeny - March 24, 2013, 5:47 am
Foiled? I'm not so sure... If the intent was to cause careful study - as to not miss the point - it worked brilliantly.
rerun - March 24, 2013, 12:34 am

Dammit Gumby, foiled again. it sounded better in my head.
Rick69 - March 23, 2013, 9:06 pm
Greeny, you clearly haven't leaved in love before... You wouldn't understand... :)
Greeny - March 23, 2013, 7:16 pm
It would leave to love?

CHANCES - "If the shoe fits, wear it" But where's the left shoe?

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Ex3 - June 7, 2009, 4:36 am
@fatty Its a COD4-5 joke
Truuk - May 30, 2009, 8:19 pm
France during the Second World War, it wasn't safe!
Fatty - January 19, 2009, 1:11 pm
Is that like, come and put you in a safe? Or maybe come and put the safety on your gun? I don't get it?

I'm Against The Next War -

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Greybeard - December 27, 2014, 7:22 am
Thank you sir. I borrowed your idea. :)
Reality Lord - December 27, 2014, 3:49 am

BRUTAL...well played :)

A Series Of Fortunate Events -

One Night Stand -

Work hard(ly) -

GOOD OL' COUNTY FAIR - NOTHING will get between a woman and those mini cinnamon donuts!


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